Archive - Psychic residue from Queens trash in a mask

Schizoposting sans schizophrenia

The next step in stolen valor

Nov 4 •

September 2024

Even golems can find love

She was made out of steel, plastic, and a lot of other things by a nice couple who eventually divorced and left her to take care of herself.

Sep 17 •

July 2024

All Dogs Go To Heaven Except Pit Bulls

Jul 17 •

August 2023

What is Postmodernism?

I was given fifteen minutes to speak about postmodernism at the Hallowed launch of Rad Trad.

Aug 28, 2023 •

May 2023

Ayatollah Khomeini

Blowback in human form

May 20, 2023 •

March 2023

February 2023

George Washington

America's first president

Feb 6, 2023 •

Back on Twitter

Until I get my account back, find me over at

Feb 3, 2023 •

Kuru is funny, but for less obvious reasons

Feb 2, 2023 •

January 2023

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