Archive - Psychic residue from Queens trash in a mask

Not legal advice

Obviously don’t drink and drive but let’s say that you did

Feb 7 •

For just a few minutes a day, you can help me get my account back

The last time I got mass reported, I would tweet at Elon Musk, Twitter Support and Twitter Safety instead of plug my site whenever a tweet or thread of…

Feb 6 •

Good news, news and what passes as news

“We choose to shitpost, not because it is easy, but because it is hard: because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies…

Feb 4 •

November 2024

Schizoposting sans schizophrenia

The next step in stolen valor

Nov 4, 2024 •

September 2024

Even golems can find love

She was made out of steel, plastic, and a lot of other things by a nice couple who eventually divorced and left her to take care of herself.

Sep 17, 2024 •

July 2024

All Dogs Go To Heaven Except Pit Bulls

Jul 17, 2024 •

August 2023

What is Postmodernism?

I was given fifteen minutes to speak about postmodernism at the Hallowed launch of Rad Trad.

Aug 28, 2023 •

May 2023

Ayatollah Khomeini

Blowback in human form

May 20, 2023 •

March 2023

or, that fat radio blowhard The Simpsons parodied

Mar 13, 2023 •

"And I say, England's greatest prime minister is Lord Palmerson"

- Barney Gumble

Mar 1, 2023 •

February 2023

George Washington

America's first president

Feb 6, 2023 •

Back on Twitter

Until I get my account back, find me over at

Feb 3, 2023 •

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