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I wrote a book
Reuploading soon, made a typo and gotta start the publish all over
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August 2023

What is Postmodernism?
I was given fifteen minutes to speak about postmodernism at the Hallowed launch of Rad Trad.
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May 2023

Ayatollah Khomeini
Blowback in human form
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March 2023

Rush Limbaugh
or, that fat radio blowhard The Simpsons parodied
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"And I say, England's greatest prime minister is Lord Palmerson"
- Barney Gumble
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February 2023

George Washington
America's first president
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Back on Twitter
Until I get my account back, find me over at
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Cannibalism
Kuru is funny, but for less obvious reasons
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January 2023

Youtube says 'no' to my gene altering mystery fluid video
That being said, its up on Telegram, which can be found at the bottom
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Gaius Marius
The reason mercenaries are always an option on the table during war
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Benjamin Franklin
The greatest American who ever lived
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