Thanks for coming by coming by. I’m stained hanes, the heavyweight champion of Queens trash in a mask beating Google Maps walking times waving back to people who weren't waving at me. If its important, I’m between five and seven feet tall. I have arms and hair. I like long walks…
or, that fat radio blowhard The Simpsons parodied
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Kuru is funny, but for less obvious reasons
That being said, its up on Telegram, which can be found at the bottom I made an earlier entry about this when my twitter account was in exile, the…
The reason mercenaries are always an option on the table during war
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Psychic residue from Queens trash in a mask