Abridged Abridged Book

I have decided to expose you all to literature. However, since the average person doesn't have a whole lot of time, I have condensed it somewhat. The book is "The Stranger", an existentialist masterpiece by Albert Camus. Here we go:

GUY: I really don't care about much

GUY 2: Go kill that arab

GUY: Eh

GUN: Blam

ARAB: Argh

GUY: Eh

COP: I arrest you

GUY: Whatever

LAWYER: Speak in your defense

GUY: Nah

JUDGE: I sentence you

GUY: Eh